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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:33
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
He led George W. Bush's PEPFAR program to stop AIDS. Now he fears for its future - NPR
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Winners, losers from NASCAR Cup weekend at Michigan International Speedway - NBC Sports
So they tried
No way
They put up a sign reading
Deion Sanders: Pre-draft attacks on Shedeur and Shilo "hurt" - NBC Sports
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
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This Philosophy Quiz Will Prove Whether You're Actually Smart Or Just Pretending - BuzzFeed
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How to Build Conscious Machines - Hacker News
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Does the color purple really exist? - Live Science
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Thumbs down again.
How will the newly imposed trade tariffs affect the global economy?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance